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INSTRUCTIONS ON GETTING THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY WITH INFANT

1. Make sure that infant is secure in carseat
2. Pack all toys, blankets, pacifiers etc. in backpack.
3. Remove belt
4. Upon reaching steel tables, grab 3-4 bins and spread out in case more bins or space is needed.
5. Remove laptop from backpack and place in its own bin.
6. Place belt, milk, formula, anything you think they might be interested in (diaper rash cream) in bin.
7. Upon reaching carpeted area, remove shoes and place in bin with belt.
8. Ensure all pockets are empty and contents are in a bin.
9. Arriving towards the dark hole where all things must pass, remove the infants carseat from stroller (with infant in it) and place on floor.
10. Collapse stroller quickly, folding handlebars, and breaking down all extraneous pieces (baskets) that may enlarge this piece of equipment.
11. Ignore all human around you who are staring with interest, amazement, curiosity or annoyance.
12. Pretend to have extrahuman strength and hoist stroller up onto table to pass through scanning machine.
13. Your bins may or may not have already passed through, but passing stroller and carseat first is desirable so that you can retrieve and place baby down first.
14. After your stroller is crammed through, unlatch baby and ensure carseat handle is in the down position.
15. Pickup baby with one arm and carseat with other.
16. Cram carseat through scanning hole.
17. Cram YOUR bins through after carseat.
18. Wait barefooted to pass through metal detector.
19. Once through metal detector, pull bins out, acknowledging security guy rummaging through one of your bags, testing diaper rash cream etc.
20. Get carseat, place baby in seat and try to strap in.
21. Get stroller next, open and place carseat in stroller.
22. Cram all your crap back in whatever bags you have.
23. Throw shoes on floor and slip on.
24. Give baby belt to chew on until you are past the hollering security guards as they push everyone to get your crap and get dressed over on the benches 10-15 feet away.
25. Breathe a sigh of relief. :)